Funny SMS

I received one message in Penang Hokkien. It was very funny. I apologize in advance if you feel offended after reading it. Here goes the sms ..

Learning Hokkien is as easy as ABC.

Children is kina kia.

Bird is jiao kia.

Korean car is Kia.

Give birth is she kia.

Furniture is Ikea.

Police is mata kia.

Small house is chu kia.

Handphone is Nokia.

I'm Hokkien kia.

Malay is Huanna kia.

Indian is Kit Leng kia.

Westerner is Ang Mo kia.

Chinese is Teng Lang kia.

Japanese is Jit Pun kia.

Bad guy is pai kia.

Good guy is ho kia

People who read this sms is gong kia.

If you laugh, you are siaw kia!

Haha… Gong Xi Fa Cai!